everthorne:

who is gonna pay 54 dollars to be slaughtered in the night

Dude. No. You have to read the description. 

Now’s the time to brush up on your FURBISH, because FURBY from Hasbro is back and better than ever before! Everyone’s favorite fuzzy friend returns in ten brilliant new colors. With a mind of its own, your FURBY will learn from your behavior and develop its personality. It will learn to react to your voice and dance to your favorite songs. Put it in a room with a few other Furbys (each sold separately) and they’ll interact with each other in all sorts of hilarious ways, including speaking the special FURBY language, FURBISH.

IS EVERYONE AS SCARED ABOUT THAT FACT AS I AM?!?!?
IT’S GOING TO LEARN THE BEST WAY TO KILL.

everthorne:

who is gonna pay 54 dollars to be slaughtered in the night

Dude. No. You have to read the description. 

Now’s the time to brush up on your FURBISH, because FURBY from Hasbro is back and better than ever before! Everyone’s favorite fuzzy friend returns in ten brilliant new colors. With a mind of its own, your FURBY will learn from your behavior and develop its personality. It will learn to react to your voice and dance to your favorite songs. Put it in a room with a few other Furbys (each sold separately) and they’ll interact with each other in all sorts of hilarious ways, including speaking the special FURBY language, FURBISH.

IS EVERYONE AS SCARED ABOUT THAT FACT AS I AM?!?!?

IT’S GOING TO LEARN THE BEST WAY TO KILL.